History was strange, it covered the history of Pine Vale, and nothing else, I had attended three classes so far and all we had studied was the colourless past of the Town Hall, the equally uininspired history of the metropolitan Bus Service and finally the frankly coma inducing history of fishing on the shores of [...]
Archive for February, 2007
Autumn (3)
Posted in The School on February 27, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
How original
Posted in rant on February 27, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
As I cleared the Post Office on the Headley road today I passed two guys about the same age as myself who were standing outside. They said nothing as I walked by and when entered the Post Office I heard one of them say ‘Postman Pat’ clearly intending it as an insult.
I didn’t respond because [...]
Circular
Posted in Dear Disappointment on February 24, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Dear Disappointment
I have been driving round in circles for longer than I care to admit or in truth can actually remember, It’s gotten so bad that when I call in at the same filling station, at the same time, the guy behind the counter (still don’t know his name) already has my coffee ready for [...]
Money Talks
Posted in Meaningless Rambling on February 24, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
You’ll like this one, a man approaches an excessively attractive woman in a bar.
‘Hi’ he says ‘I’ve got a question to ask you’
The woman eyes him disdainfully
‘What might that be?’
‘Would you sleep with me if I paid you £5 million?’
The Woman looks him up and down and says ‘for £5 million yeah I’d sleep with [...]
Autumn (2)
Posted in The School on February 23, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Me and Tom strolled out of the school gates and turned left, the road which ran parrallel to the front walls of the school grounds was it’s normal quiet self, we passed an old lady on her bicycle and that was all.
Tom was in his usual good spirits and began detailing to me how he [...]
Autumn (1)
Posted in The School on February 22, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
The wake up bell rang at 8.00am to a chorus of groans and curses, a new day had officially begun and across the Boys Dorm there was a general consensus of disorder as people began to get ready for their first class at 9.30am
As usual I had been up for a while and I walked confidently [...]
Induction (2)
Posted in The School on February 21, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
It’s raining and there’s a fair amount of thunder and lightning, I’m staring out of the window of the car feeling rather morose and very, very tired, it’s quiet, just the smooth sound of the cars wheels against the road, the drumming of the rain which seems far away. My driver says nothing just watches [...]
Story
Posted in Fiction on February 21, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I’m always writing stories, always writing, so I have decided to serialise one of my current projects and post it on the internet, it is called ‘The school’ as a working title, so feel free to check it out, I’ll keep posting, and you never know if it gets published I’ll stop and then you’ll [...]
Open Day
Posted in The School on February 21, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
incrediblegoddamnit this is incredible just the sheer pain. fuckfuckfuckinghell I can’t even, I don’t know just what the hell happened????
It’s wet, iknowifeel it wet on my cheek and then hard, concrete maybe gravel fuck it could be moonrock, ah but christ do I hurt everywhere, everything, like I’ve got a million klaxons going off in [...]
