Because I’m tired

I was wondering what would happen if you put all the world leaders in a death match ring? it’d be quite a fight don’t you think?
I was thinking that Tony Blair and George Bush would try and tackle Amadinjehad in a sort of clothesline manouvre which would be amusing in itself but then you’d probably get Kim-Yong Il come rushing in and take a swing at Bush, thing is he’s pretty small so once Amadinejehad was on the floor old Bush and Blair would give him a pasting. Cue John Howard who would kick both Amadinejehad and Kim-Yong il whilst they were down and Stephen Harper who would stay out of it whilst giving the occasional shout of encouragement to Tony and George. Things would of course change when Bin Laden staggered in with Hugo Chavez and George Galloway, Bin Laden wouldn’t last a minute and would be put out of commision quickly but Hugo and George G have quite a bit of weight behind them and would set upon Blair and knock him down, this would bring Harper and Howard reluctantly into the mellee and they’d drag the left wingers off of a shocked Bush and Blair, then Vladimir Putin would sneak in and stab George Galloway in the back with a poisoned letter opener and whilst Harper and Howard held Chavez, Blair and Bush would take turns smacking him about.
In short I think the G8 would win primarily because of numbers, and I realise I’ve left quite a few world leaders out of the scrap, but lets just say they are all too busy cheering at the ringside.