Give Peace a Chance
May 9, 2008 by scottcarless
The problem with war is that it is such an attractive concept to those primal instincts to go kill, destroy and plunder and given the penchant that mankind has for frequently tearing itself to shreds it is unfortunately a regular practice to resort to.
So.
The job of the Anti War movement is to somehow undercut such an activity with something just as attractive to primal instincts, distinctly anti-competitive and of course something that can be recoursed to with greater frequency than gunning each other down.
I give you.
www.masturbateforpeace.com.
A rallying cry to all the men of the world, submit yourself to a higher concept, stop tanking and start wanking, it builds your biceps and what can go wrong other than a nasty eye injury if you don’t take enough care.
And for all you ladies out there, don’t feel you may be left out, masturbation is not a solely masculine activity, join the anti-war effort today.
Make love (to yourself) not War!
