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Archive for August, 2008

Miscellany

Has anyone else noticed the peculiar contradiction of cheerful, bouncy, middle of the road, bullshit songs that include within the lyrics a variation of ‘I cannot go on living without you’ or something equally inane.
How cheerful is that exactly?
It is, in slightly less obvious terms, stating that ‘Should you leave me, I will die either by [...]

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Boom Boom

So did anyone hear on the news that several people were arrested in relation to a plot to kill Gordon Brown?
You hope that David Miliband will be released from questioning in time to demonstrate some more breathtaking hypocrisy in foreign policy statements regarding Russia’s military intervention in Georgia; I mean what with the weather being [...]

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The indefinable line between being nothing but a child running around in a grown up world and a grown up suddenly lumbering round in the stultifying boredom of an adult society is by and large a matter of personal interpretation. As somebody who still occasionally watches Transformers and drinks orange Squash I guess my views [...]

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Here are the rules of the game, when you do well there will always be someone to tell you it is worthless, when you fail there will always be someone to point and laugh. When you struggle on through there will always be someone to add to the burden, when you collapse there will always [...]

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Dear Loser
Having compared the many applications I have received in response to our current vacancy I take great pleasure in informing you that yours was the worst by a mile, I wouldn’t employ you to eat the rubbish out of my bin and that you ever, even began to think that you should apply for [...]

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Ill or if you are into variety, sick. I’m British so I’ll blame the weather with its 87% humidity, grey, miserable skies and thick, cloying death like air. Or I’ll blame my rapidly weakening constitution. There was me thinking that growing up was simply judged against the ability to talk total and utter bullshit, call [...]

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I’ve come across, via the wonder that Jon termed ‘internet Brownian motion’ a rather interesting site called nation states created and maintained by Max Barry, if you’re into amusing nation simulation games then give it a look at http://www.nationstates.net/.
What I found interesting was Max’s various publications as an author, the most well known being ‘Jennifer [...]

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Dear Disappointment
Memories only brought about by the intense closeness of this heated,humid atmosphere, it is draining in more ways than I can think to tell you. Sorry, I have not written in a long time, this city has been awash with warm rain and the streets are grimy, litter strewn semi rivers that flow raggedly [...]

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