Throwing myself into a world of make believe, I’ve realised what was missing from my life all these years, Twin Peaks was what the sleepless nights were all about, the heartache and the feeling of existential angst.
But now on my four hundreth cup of black coffee, the final episode ends, the series abandons me and I feel [...]
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She’s dead, wrapped in plastic!
Posted in Comedy on September 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Because we all need to laugh
Posted in Comedy on February 3, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I found this a source of great amusement as I flicked through a copy of ‘The Week’ magazine, for everyone’s benefit I have reproduced it in full.
To Craiglist, the New York online messageboard.
What am I doing wrong? I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful (spectactularly beautiful) 25-year old girl. I’m articulate and [...]
Some responses to the Daily Mail
Posted in Comedy, Idiocy on June 17, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Here are some quotations from various people regarding the Daily Mail (please note these are not actually real)
Al Gore: I used to worry about global warming…and Manbearpig; but ever since reading Richard Littlejohns column I’ve realised that global warming will kill people like him and so will Manbearpig, so its not all bad and I’ve [...]
Apologies in advance
Posted in Comedy on June 11, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Okay so I guess we’ve all heard about Paris Hilton and her latest escapade involving a DUI conviction, big news huh?
Well I thought I’d provide a link to a little video involving her and a prison officer, (no not that video you dirty minded peasant!) its rather funny and completely safe trust me on that, [...]
Tom Tom says…
Posted in Comedy on April 15, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Some of the markets that Tom Tom could target.
Drive By Shootings.
Tom Tom is checking for Police.
Tom Tom says all clear
Tom Tom says open passenger window and spray bullets across the pavement.
Tom Tom says dump the car on the heathland and set it alight.
Kerb Crawling
Tom Tom says checking for police
Tom Tom says all clear
Tom Tom says [...]
Ray Swift, the Grindhouse classic
Posted in Comedy on March 21, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Because I have no sense I’m currently scripting a horror flick called ‘Litterman’ as well as the Trent and Eric shows.
‘Litterman’ is based on the man who Liss Parish Council have relied on since the dawn of time to keep the village in some sort of order.
The basic concept involves the murder of Ray, his [...]
